Now, whilst there is in fact a slow motion scene of an as-yet-unknown naked lady (on further inspection, with the volume turned up, that lady could well be Diana…) showering, the sexiness I speak of actually stems from the absolutely awesome action going on with our friend Mr. 47 while he attempts to break into said naked-lady’s home and then flash his weapon at her.
Don’t get too excited, perverts – I mean his actual gun, not a weapon of euphemistic origins. However, with all the seemingly new features that could be included in the new game – like cutting holes in glass to open doors from the other side, drowning people in small water containers, exciting fisticuffs melee combat – maybe we’ll see 47 with a love interest or something crazy along those lines; anything is possible since Hitman: Absolution is a supposed re-invention of the series.
I’m excited. Are you excited?
I recently played through Cult of the Lamb, a satirical take on the concept of running a demonic cult. It turns horrific things like sacrificial rituals, cannibalism and straight up gaslighting abuse into hilarious amusements by filtering everything through its cartoonish lens. You are a sheep, after all, and all your followers are sycophantic anthropomorphic […]
Hello, world! This post marks the moment in time and space when BangClickReload got a little redesign and was dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Every post before this point is rather old and might not look right, and unless I decide to go through them all to fix them, they’re going to […]
I’ve been pretty absent from PC gaming for some time, since moving to Canada in early 2017, because I haven’t had a proper computer to play games on. That has recently changed, since I got myself set up with a new gaming rig that can handle pretty much anything that’s out at the moment. I […]
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Bruce Willis and Governator Arnie. With the most manly cast of any movie in history, you should at least have an idea of what to expect from The Expendables.
Skyrim has well and truly taken over our lives these past few weeks. The game sold so many copies in its first week that the total player count was higher than that of Modern Warfare 3 at one point. So, there’s a good chance if you’re reading this, you too have been busily questing your way through one of the biggest games of the year, and have explored its snowy wilderness. Which brings me to this stunning time lapse video of Skyrim’s world. Its quite something…
I don’t know many people who played Quantum Break, and nobody ever talks about it anymore, so it must have been rather forgettable for those who did. Even as I write this, two days after blasting my way to the end-credits of the 2016 bombastic time-travelling action romp, I am struggling to remember some of […]
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