And I’m holding it in my hands. It’s real. And I’m fairly sure I’m awake.

Funny thing is, I never even played the original Duke Nukem games, so I’m not even that excited about playing it. I won’t feel much nostalgia for it. But, it’s been in development for 14 years, has had multiple game studios work on it, caused an untold amount of fuss and hype over the years, and is simply one of the longest-running jokes on the ‘net, I couldn’t not be a part of it.

Early impressions of the game itself are crap, according to numerous people.

I’m sure the sequel will be better.